Annoyance… And the Reason I Don’t have Super Powers.
Normally, I am a very patient and understanding person… Normally.
The last week or so has been very trying on my patience and I have become more and more easy to annoy. Now being a polite individual, I normally let said offenses slide and go about my day as normal.
Lately, I have begun dealing with this in a wonderfully nerdy way… Visualizing myself having various super powers to wound/torment/destroy the offender. It started with a simple ability to annoy/embarrass them. This quickly escalated to the ability to shoot electricity out of my hands at them. Then to use the Force to asphyxiate them in the fashion of Darth Vader.
While these powers would be rather exciting to have… The manner in which I picture myself using them are concerning…. Never mind the fact I am fantasizing about having super powers at 25 years old.
I blame it on an ever-lessening grip on reality. Caused by either stress/head trauma/lack of sleep/gremlins…I am leaning towards the obvious here people.