I was sitting at work today thinking “wow, I’m hungry” this is strange as I ate just 4 hours previous.
If I was anywhere else, I would be fine. So I got to thinking… I don’t have a physically demanding job, so that’s not the reason. Its not from stress. So what could it be?
Then it dawned on me… My body requires the extra sustenance to stave off the soul-crushing miasma of this place.
Any of my coworkers would agree.
This is clearly the only logical explanation.